Result aaya.....BHAAGO !!!

When will this trauma end? For how long this nerve-wrecking anxiety continue to haunt us? When ,when ..oh dear god... when??Well it has been seven ,rather long and painful ,results for us 'soon to be pass-outs'. I remember ,our first sem results...well 'the result' started making it's appearance every single day,a month before actually coming out to shock some ,and please others.Everyday we would hear hoax calls of 'the result' coming out,and we as innocent first-year-wallas,would dreadingly, type out the now famous 'RGTU.net' on the address bar of our explorer page. More often than not it turned out that the result had not arrived.And we would heave a sigh of relief.Finally when the result actually makes an appearance,frantic calls are made between beleagured friends,to know each others status or the lack of it!! The various phone service provider companies have a field day due to the sheer number of calls that are placed that day!Because you see,just checking your own result is not important,it is equally important to know who got what!And the day after the results,the usual charade begins..."yaar mujhe sessionals kam mile, varna mere theory to class topper se bhi zyaada hai".....he he he...this happens every sem. Without fail. Every single time.
Also there are very interesting legends associated with 'the results'. Like,results don't come out on saturdays,or they come out only on mondays...or some silly nonsense like that. Talking about myself,however cool i try to act,whenever i hear the FOUR dreaded words "RESULT AA GAYA HAI"...i simply freak out!...It happens every time.And even after seven semesters ,i still have not learnt to check my own result!I don't know how long i(and most importantly my friends) have to deal with this pet-peeve of mine!
I am also scared so much because ,hre we are dealing with the very (in)famous RGPV. here your marks may or may not bear any co-relation with how you actually performed...so you can never be too sure or too hopeless(you might just pass,even after doing a horrible paper!!!)
Well the results for us final year people came in today(after a lot of deliberation,but that's a different story alltogether..)...and everything is fine , everything's okay and we all would live to see another day.....cheers !
-- Neha Pandit

The Last Bench

Last Bench...has played a vital role in my life..this is that place where i have started my first day of college and will probably end my engg over the same place... being the last bencher is itself a pleasure....as har class k baad hamari mehfil wahin par hi lagti hai...its just like main attraction of gossips nd all type of masti. From dere u have the whole view of class( from back). All studetns are easily visible nd offcourse their activities..That place has given me all the flavours of my life whether it be hostel walon k comments aur chillar group ki masti, any rona dhona, plans banana. from last four years this place was surrounded by d most special type of ppl..like duds(ladkiyon ka masiha), naval(padhai mein sincere), ashish and praveen( one is class pappa nd other is pehhalwan), sumit and nitin( two members of chillar group and one with whom i share there calculator), gaurav( good in studies nd batiyan mein), arpan( good in masti as well as gussa) and none other than sourabh parashar( class ka neta)...from this only place u get the all type of news of college. I will never forget how we used to join all the last benches in ny period and besides studies u get everything else.. here u get sweets, tiffins, namkeen..etc between the lectures..Its like a tuning between all the Last Benchers. this is the only place i have started cheating in midsems....
waise everyday this place is reserved for me nd ajit...but i also remeber one day purva nd shilpi sat over our fav place....it was really difficult for to speand full day sitting in first two rows....zindagi jhaanddd lagti hai wahan....
Now a days this place is being used for playing cards....
there r lots of memories (kisse nd kahani) at that place and all of us(last benchers) will miss these days ......
cheers for last bench.......

In Memory Of The Humble Poha

Poha ,the staple breakfast of indore and indorians.One thing i will always remember is, how this city wakes up to the aroma of poha-jalebi every single day.It was more special for us guys at SDBCT, because it was the only decent stuff offered at our earlier 'canteen'.Correction-it was not just decent,it was really good.The aroma of freshly prepared(we like to think so atleast!) poha greeted us every morning(ok,ok..not every ..but whenever we chose to attend college).Everybody had their different take on eating 'the dish'.Some liked it with 'senv'(another indori staple,u find it even in sandwiches!!),and chopped onion, oodles of masala on top,the works!Then with the very small poha plate and almost 7,8 spoons in it ,we would finally dig in!I guess everybody managed just about a spoonful.All of us looked forward to the poha parties with delight.And yes ,like weather,the poha had by us that day was a matter of discussion("yaar,aaj poha mast bana tha/aaj poha soggy tha").Even with the slow service and the rude 'bhaiyya' at the poha counter,we anled our way through, day after day,for alost three and a half years,to get the coveted poha plate!But now things have changed....We are no longer greeted by the poha smell every morning as we climb up to our respective floors.The reason being 'The New Canteen'! It was introduced recently,complete with electronic display,and a entirely new menu.The menu boasts of indian,chinese,japanese and what not! well, the 'proverbial poha' is still there but it faces stiff competition from the variety of choices.And i think it's fighting a loosing battle.So the humble poha parties have now been replaced by the 'new and improved' dishes.But i miss the poha,so do many others,i am guessing,especially people in thei final sem.A lot of our memories include our group fighting over a small plate of poha.Well i will always miss our times together when we shared jokes, gossipped, laughed ,or simply bitched about the system,over endless poha plates!finally, Long Live The POHA !
-Neha Pandit

Aavish naik d real hero...

hiii

It is our first post :

However befre strtng nething, first i wnt to congratulate today's bansal star "Aavish naik". He performs incredibly in GATE n secured AIR-08...........

Ab bakwas karta hoon Same as from last 1 month today also we jst ruined our time in college (final yr EC student). Nowadyz the temperature is goin up n up and dis adds our moroseness. Well day strted wid d duds formal welcome thn cms to ARUN SIR lr, as usual he ws nt dere, we 're waiting so tht he'll come and v can play BOLLYWOOD-HOLLYWOOD in his clss. Suddenly wht v saw???? a lady coming frm  'canteen side' ...she is non another thn ACS wali mam (S.M.),  and guess wht?? after attendance she announces the test ...

thn wht????...... everybody was croaking and somehow she manage all...suddenly i speak to myself y should i give d test?? after 2-3 min i settle down and thn like a- cockatoo announce 'd rebel yell' (thinkin buddy's  'll with me during the yell) bt after some time i realized im d only one indeed i thought it's better to cool off. Once for all i left d clss without writting a single ans (kya fark padta hai yu bhi kuch nahi aata tha). After tht v attend d lab TV AND RADAR full tu timepass wid buddy's. Nthng remarkable happens in d clss other thn some concepts of TV.

The best few hours in a day is lunch time, everybody ws taking dere share other thn JUHI as she was on fast...(for good husband) plz pray for her. Thn d energy of lunch wasted in crap jokes 

by me n everyone. Oh gosh! finally i burst on everyone for nt followin me during the test boycott ...atmosphere gets heat up and settle down soon with NAVAL verdict. 

After reserving our bags in bus Ajit and Neha came back. And when v went for return journey to home wht v find is all our reserved seats were captured by some KCB guyz and one lady probably from MBA dept (SD), dis stuff again raise d temperature of my head. Oh god! i thought 'din hee kharab hai sala' and d lady she was bull headed tht she first put her bag at the seats.. tht ws so crap to do mess for seats ( bus) in final year it all seems so humiliating....after some mussy conversation b/w lady.. ajit...n me v got our places and came back to pavilion.

Bye good day

Arpan Maheshwari